1. You sacrifice your arm falling off while holding your child just to keep them asleep a bit longer.
2. You squeal in excitement when you see Toy Story 4 is out in Disney Plus and your kid is super into Toy Story this month!
3. You and your husband high five after you finally got the boulder of a booger out of your kids nose.
4. “Phantom cries” keep you awake all night and you constantly think your baby is crying in the other room, even though they are sound asleep.
5. You aren’t sure if you hate peppa pig because she is a brat or if you like it because at least it is a realistic bratty attitude?
6. You hum to kids show theme songs while not with your kids… like when you are at your desk… at work… in a quiet place… where others most likely can hear you… 🤦🏻♀️
7. The most challenging time of day is toothbrushing time.
8. Your clean clothes have a permanent home in the hamper you got them out of the dryer in because putting them away is really not that important!
9. You actually contemplate if you should risk flushing the toilet because, what if it wakes the baby???
10. You still wear your nursing bra even though you stopped nursing over a year ago because even though it gives you saggy uni-boobs, it is your most comfortable bra that you can easily chase toddlers in… so…. what was the question?
Flying by the Seat of My Mom Jeans 